Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I didn't shave. On purpose
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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