so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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