I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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