Me too!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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