i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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