so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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