is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
Randomize
