he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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