i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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