He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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