3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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