I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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