So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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