brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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