oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
