I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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