Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
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