Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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