i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I am one with the molecules
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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