Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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