I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
