Just fell off a train. Bad.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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