HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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