haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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