so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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