census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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