Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You're like the curious george of whores
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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