ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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