just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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