i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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