Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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