dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.Â
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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