I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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