This is the prime rib incident all over again
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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