Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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