I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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