Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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