He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
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