My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
Randomize
