so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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