Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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