I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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