Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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