oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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