How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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