Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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