my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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