Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
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