Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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