We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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