marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
MIDGETS
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Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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